Shooting the breeze with Breezie

Got this from Jules Journal and had to share it with my readers…enjoy because it will leave you rofl

*10. You call tech support to find out how to “activate” your Glade Plugin.
*9. Your friends tell you that you need to stop blogging so much and get out and socialize more. So you take your laptop to Starbucks and logon to Digg, StumbleUpon, MyBlogLog, Reddit for the evening.
*8. You ask the new car salesman if the car is Widget ready.
*7. You look for Category buttons on the right side of the ATM Kiosk.
*6. You drive all over town looking for a Dry Cleaner that will wash and WordPress your garments.
*5. Your Boss, who you dislike, tells you that you did an outstanding job on the last assignment and and that he’s going to put you in for a raise. You reply by saying “Can I Blockquote you on that?”
*4. On your resume where it ask for references, you include your Blogroll.
*3. You’ve requested that all companies who automatically withdraw funds from your online bank account to send your receipts to the Comment section of your blog.
*2. You don’t let your kids play with other kids from the Shady side of town because you’re afraid Google may penalize you for having links to bad neighborhoods.
*1. When your child was born you hurried to logon to your Technorati account to claim them.